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This year was tough… not for me, but for my loved ones. I am thankful for all of you for still being here with me, despite how horrible the storm of 2016 was.
tayto-seal asked:
I have another squishy seal pic if you want.
jesterpunk Answer:
blease
In my mind, it’s making a whoopee cushion noise.
reposting this comic i drew 6 years ago in honor of new broters eve
featuring the birth of everyone’s favorite meme
A national treasure.
Requirements to unlock my tragic backstory
irl
- Know me well for several years at least
- Form a close personal relationship with me in which we’ve both divulged personal information in the past
- Demonstrate repeatedly that you are not bothered learning my problems and instead want to help
- Come from a place of specific understanding about the issue I have
- All of the above, and so happen to be around when something particularly bad happens
online
- hover mouse over “readmore”
- click the “readmore”
Internet is gonna be out for a few days, and maybe even weeks.
Please dont freak out over my absence, I promise I’m not ignoring any of you, okay?
Is this real 😱👏
IT IS
….This is real. God damn.
Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Alcorn: The flipping Vice President of the United States just publicly recognized your DAUGHTER by HER real name. Chew on that.
Confirmed. This is real, and here is the link.
“you miserable vomitous mass”
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:
Mah baby Westley!
TRUMPERDINK. BLESS HIM.
TRUMPERDINK OMG
when you’re really angry at someone but don’t want to seem mean
damn…
What this Mean
“you weren’t saying my joke was good and that makes you triggered, I think”
no mercy run
😂they are so bitter
Kill it all.
(Source: BuzzFeed, via shinigami-knight-deactivated201)